SCURVY!!!!!!!

Well I thought I've heard it all... but I was wrong. Today while chatting online I was told of a band, not a rock band, not a metal band, not even a country band. No... but a Rapping Hip-Hop Pirate Band. Yes I said it, I will say it again... A RAPPING HIP-HOP PIRATE BAND!!! Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew, if you haven't heard of them well heres a link to thier music, click here. I could not believe it. The music actually sounds like one of those electronic drums you buy at Target. Upon listening I enjoyed it, it made me want to jump up and drink some rum! Give a listen, tell me what you think, if you like them buy the album (they need money for rum).

It Does EXIST!

 

Yes my friends! REJOICE! The Museum of Salt and Pepper Shakers does indeed EXIST!!!! PRAISE THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!! THE SALT AND PEPPER SHAKER MUSEUM!!!!!!!

Just a pathetic rant…

I can’t help but wonder, what the hell is going on with my life… 24 years old, divorced, unemployed, living at home, and well lonely. I have been job hunting for ages and every lead I come up with gets shot down. Either they aren’t hiring or I just don’t meet the qualifications. I am soon going to be forced to find a job in retail or something of the sort, just so I can make money and hopefully get an apartment. Also being sick for the past week and a half has not put me in good spirits, not being able to work out has made me weaker and I can also feel my muscle turning into fat… the gym always made me happy and I can’t go until I’m well. I dunno, things seem to be going downhill for me and I can’t seem to pull myself out of the maelstrom no matter how hard I swim. Even Disney is not hiring any one for culinary positions, that’s just not right…

Drivin’ Me Crazy

Well Mikey got into ANOTHER accident. I can’t understand how this kid gets into these situations ALL THE FREAKIN TIME! I mean when I was in college I had one accident, I slid into a guard rail in an ice storm. Mikey has had one major accident and now he’s on his second in a span of like three months. I feel sorry for the little fucker because he has to deal with my father who is less than forgiving when it comes to accidents whether or not it is your fault or not. So now he has to deal with the wrath of my father…poor kid. My older brother too has had way more accidents than any of us, he bought a brand new Ford Focus when they first came out, about a month later he decided to ram it into some guys ass, totaled. My father seems to get rear ended by every shmuck on the face of the planet, and every truck on the road want to kill my mother. Driving is a fucked up thing down here in the ATL, I am beginning to wonder if I should start to wear a helmet…

The D1ZZZL3 came down to Georgia

Me and my buddy D1ZZZL3 went shooting at a local range. We both rule, I’m an awesome shot with my 22 NEOS Beretta, He’s none to shabby either. :)

 

My Room

Look at the Demon’s Domain!!!! Notice the Taz hamper and Blue bear on the TV… I rule

Sea Squart?!?

WTF is this thing?!?! I was in Super H Mart (an Asian Specialty Store) and found these smelly squirty mollusk, cephalopod, err whatever they are. These Fuckers are EXPENSIVE TO!!! Someone let me know what these are used for and I will send some to you VIA email… yes I will email you seafood… you heard me.